March 22, 2010 New Smoking Outrageously
Smoking school kids got caught in the back field by the field gates. The children are at the age of 12 – 16; they were too young to smoke.
The children had gone into the toilets and hid until teachers found them. The children had all split up to different places so the teachers had no chance.
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March 22, 2010 Girl Dead
A girl was tragically found dead in a field by passers by. The girl, who has not yet been identified, is said to have died from consumption of alcohol. This story highlights the dangers of underage and binge drinking, which are a growing problem in Britain. 
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March 22, 2010 Bone or not a bone?
Many students of the famous and popular school, Hillcrest, discovered something mysterious and curious yesterday. It was white with an unusual shape and was just lying on the ground. The students ignored their teacher who was telling the class to get back to their orienteering on the field – the class was far too interested in the strange object. It was observed also by the teacher who announced that it was nothing to be scared of, the class was relieved. It was an ordinary bone…or was it?
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March 22, 2010 Bullied Girl Dead
Last week a girl jumped off the roof. She jumped because she was seriously bullied, physically and mentally. The young girl was called Lovely Paragraphs. At the scene there was a girl laughing at the injured girl lying on the ground. She was called Nasty Smartie, she was one of the bullies that caused this girl to commit suicide.
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March 22, 2010 Fight in School!
A group of girls were expelled from school today due to being involved in a violent fight. The girls, all year sevens, were punching and kicking one another on the stairs. They were all so engrossed in their fight, they didn’t see the stairs, and tripped and fell down.
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March 22, 2010 Missing Person
Person who was in a pub has gone missing. She was a bit off her head. If you see her please come forward to tell us. It will make you feel better. Her name is April Falls, hand her in at crime centre p.c..
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March 22, 2010 Boy Dead on Stairs!
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March 20, 2010 Bullying Nightmare
A boy who had been bullied was found dead after he allegedly jumped off a building. The boy seemed to have been under a lot of strain because of the bullies, and couls not take it anymore. This story reflects many in national newspapers about teenagers who suffer from bullying.
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March 20, 2010 Wanted Fugitives
Two unnamed school teachers are wanted for punching pupils on the nose. If you see these people please contact the Swineapples Police hotline on 0999 444 555.
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March 20, 2010 Kids Gone Wild
A group of school children yesterday went wild, trashing the school and beating up teachers. The group, who are remaining nameless for legal reasons, went mad, running around the school destroying property and injuring people. The police are involved and are due to report on the punishments.
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